You call it "Blacking Out" I call it a "Surprise Nap"
Xyuppi
My Bills are so big that I have to call them William now.
The number 5 is like an honorary even number.
Xyuppi
I went to an Italian restaurant named Bulimia. The line at the bathroom was incredibly long.
Xyuppi
I am not saying my golf game went bad, but if I grew tomatoes, they’d come up sliced.
Xyuppi
My blood test came back as B+ Any tips how I can get an A+ next time?
It's funny how many people I have in my phones contact list who all have the same name Do Not Answer.