Do you ever get bored on the internet and then grab your phone to see what the other, smaller internet is up to?
LinkedIn: Where high school acquaintances proudly show that they eventually grew up and became employable.
The batteries in my electric toothbrush died before I finished. I've never sympathized more with women in my life.
Xyuppi
Sometimes I buy huge pants and take a picture of myself holding them up just to feel like I lost a ton of weight.
Xyuppi
Somebody just gave me a free air guitar..... No strings attached
Targeted ads are trying to sell me a new mattress nowadays. With how much Google knows about me you'd think they'd cap themselves at something like $5 footlongs or stationary.
You can tell what was the best year of your father's life because they seem to freeze that clothing style and just ride it out.