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PizzaDr
If you ever wanted to use Starbucks wifi for hours and hours without buying anything, today is your lucky day.
The bravest man in the world is the prince from Sleeping Beauty because waking up a tired woman can go sideways very fast.
Adulthood is like losing your mom in the grocery store for the rest of your life.
Building the city on rock and roll was probably the wrong move from an engineering perspective.
I run a non-profit company. It's not for a good cause or anything, I'm just not very good at business.
The Indian version of How I Met Your Mother would have just one episode titled "The Wedding".
I bet Batman’s cape gets stuck in the car door more times than he’s willing to admit.
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