C'mon man, nobody's doing it! - Hipster Peer Pressure
I tried to make love to the entire orchestra but I only got to second bass.
Friday the 13th is just a holiday started by big hockey to sell more masks
A bachelor party is a lot more appropriate after a divorce than before a wedding.
Nobody talks about Jesus' biggest miracle of still having 12 close friends in his 30s
PizzaDr
My face is a 4, my personality is a 6, so basically, I'm a 10.
At this point I'm just waiting for summer to be cancelled completely.