If you rearrange the letters of "postmen" they get really pissed off.
Inventor of camping: "Hey, let's go pretend to be homeless."
If I procrastinated any harder right now, it would have to involve time travel.
On the bright side, package theft is down 98% in Austin Texas.
Russia has been accused of using Facebook to win an election. That's probably the most productive thing ever done on Facebook.
PizzaDr
Having a bit of a lazy day! I'm sitting in my underwear looking for better jobs online. My boss doesn't look amused.
I think I need to go back and delete some really awful cold hearted resist statuses nobody likes. So not to offend anyone if you can all In-box me your passwords that would great.