All I ask is that if we arm the teachers, that the librarians get silencers.
I don't know if Facebook has ever made the lame to walk. But it has, beyond all doubt, enabled the dumb to speak.
Xyuppi
A tattoo doesn’t tell you very much about a person, but where they put the tattoo does.
Xyuppi
My house looks like I'm losing a game of Jumanji.
Xyuppi
After four karate lessons, I can now break a two-inch board with my cast
Space heaters are the perfect housewarming gifts.
Xyuppi
Lying in bed, listening to the Doors. I really should oil the hinges...