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#16809
The phrase "hold your horses" is telling you to be stable
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#16810
If a vampire put a mirror in one side of a pair of glasses, they could see 360 degrees at one time.
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#16811
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These days children wash their own mouths out with soap.
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#16812
A lot of conflict in the Wild West could have been avoided, if they had built their towns big enough for another person
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#16813
When people with multiple personality disorders are about to die, whose life flashes before their eyes?
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#16814
My neighbors listen to AC/DC at 6:00 every morning. Whether they like it or not...
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#16815
Do short people start their childhood stories with "when I was little", too?
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