I'm pretty sure all dogs can smell drugs. It's just that most of them aren't snitches.
No matter how many lasagna’s you stack on top of each other, ultimately it’s always just one lasagna
Xyuppi
If you’re going Black Friday shopping, be a decent human being and turn your phone horizontal before you record any fights.
Xyuppi
I just realized that if we drink enough wine, the adult's table will become the kid's table.
Xyuppi
I often worry that mankind is going to start World War III soley because we enjoy trilogies.
Xyuppi
I hate using Drano. You're literally pouring $4.00 dollars down the drain.
The five stages of grief sound like Santa's terrible backup reindeer.