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Elevator music is just awful on every level.
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Today's Horoscope: You're gullible.
Adulthood – Pros: You can now eat ice cream in bed. Cons: This will somehow make you sadder.
"Probiotic" sounds a lot better than "bacteria infested"
Technically it was Moses that had the first tablet that could connect to the cloud.
My dad always used to say, "The sky's the limit!" Which is probably why he got fired from his job at NASA.
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