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So many people are obsessed with vampires these days....who needs vampires when a mortgage and a job are enough to suck the life out of you.
It's with a heavy heart that I announce...I have high cholesterol.
I have an irrational fear of speed bumps but, I’m slowly getting over it.
Adulthood is when 4:30am is early in the morning instead of late at night.
Well, well, well… Welcome to stutter class.
Technically, Humpty Dumpty died a crack head
Car commercials make driving around in empty parking structures look fun and normal and not suspicious or kidnappy.