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#16715
I'm naming my car Conor Mcgregor. it costs me a lot of money and has been beat to crap.
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#16716
I'll admit I'm not perfect but what did the horse I rode in on do?
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#16718
Xyuppi
I just removed my hard wood floor in my bedroom and found a beautiful carpet underneath.
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#16719
It must suck to be an air conditioner repairman. You spend your day working in buildings that have no air conditioning. When it's fixed and finally cool, you leave.
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#16720
Xyuppi
You've got to love yourself. Just not in public places...
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#16721
I don't care about Disney lying about the Prince Charmings out there. I'm more annoyed that random woodland creatures won't clean my house.
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#16722
I ate a shepherd's pie for lunch. He was pretty upset about it.
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