Xyuppi
Never ask a prostitute what they'll do for a Klondike bar…
Xyuppi
The 5 second rule does not apply when you have a 2 second dog.
What do we want? Low flying airplane noises! When do we want it? NNNEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOWWW!
Why do ballerinas always stand in their toes? Why don't they get taller dancers?
How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but the more important question is, how did they get in there in the first place?
Just got in 30 minutes of cardio trying to pick an ice cube up off the kitchen floor.
Who is this "Moderation" they keep telling me to drink with?