It's a good thing Cedric the Entertainer wanted to pursue showbiz otherwise that name would be awkward.
Whenever my gums bleeds at the dentist, she always asks me when the last time I flossed was. I look at her puzzled. It was 6 months ago. She was there.
I figured out that if I have my kids hold on to my cell phone, I will never forget them anywhere again.
Been trying to write what I know, but so far all I've got it "Karate" written over and over for 15 pages.
They say you find love if you're not looking so I'm gonna blindfold myself and dive into a pit full of handsome architects and professors.
One time at a rock concert I actually rocked out with my cock out. Turns out music clubs frown on Roosters in attendance.
It's funny how when I see someone on the internet say "taking it for granite", I have an impulse to hit them with a rock.