Florida
Can’t find your children? Try turning off the wifi. They appear suddenly.
JUSTIN A
The pollen levels are so high this year that it has the crackheads trying to convert their meth back into Sudafed...
I have the heart of a lion and a lifetime ban from the Toronto zoo.
French people give me the crepes.
I bought the world's worst thesaurus yesterday. Not only is it terrible, it's terrible.
What thinks the unthinkable? An itheberg.
They don't say "Get down Mr. President" anymore. Now they just shout, "Donald Duck!"