Florida
Financial status: I hope United Airlines drags me off my flight
Florida
I bet now a lot of doctors are going to be reluctant to respond to “Is there a doctor on the plane?”
Florida
I was hooked on auctions after only going once... going twice
Florida
Receptionist: "The doctor will see you now." Invisible Man: "Finally, a cure!"
It's always best to fart when there's a baby on the bus. They ALWAYS get the blame.
My Therapist told me not to drink while I'm on my Meds but little does she know...I've been off my Meds for almost a week now!
United Airlines was just voted number one in Chinese takeout!