What if the lightbulb had never been invented? How would we know when someone has a really good idea?
Bricks are just rocks that have been domesticated.
Egg salad is just another form of chicken salad.
techsimmons
I'm good at counting cards. I keep ending up with 52.
Sometimes I add things to my to-do list that I’ve already done just so I can immediately cross them off.
Florida
The trouble with being punctual is that nobody is there to appreciate it.
Florida
Wow comma I just realized if I tap the microphone on my keyboard I don't have to type out my statuses anymore exclamation point