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#16470
Xyuppi
In high school, I wasn't the class clown. I was the class trapeze artist, because I was always suspended.
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#16471
Is it odd to anyone else that a telephone makes sound travel faster than the speed of sound?
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#16472
The invention of the shovel was groundbreaking!
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#16473
The longer I stay at home, the more homeless I look.
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#16474
Florida
I'd like to go to Holland someday wooden shoe?
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#16475
Alarm clocks should come with sounds like “tiny doll feet scampering into the closet” because I am not hitting snooze when I hear that
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#16476
Xyuppi
It's such a cold winter this year that the squirrels are collecting more nuts than usual. So far 3 of my neighbors have disappeared...
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