PizzaDr
It must be very hard to be a Nigerian lawyer who specializes in international inheritance law.
PizzaDr
I'm running out of reasons to call into work. Do you think "emergency circumcision" is a good excuse?
Aw cheer up Mike Pence. Getting booed isn't the worst thing to happen to a Republican at a theater.
Xyuppi
If men could choose the gender of their unborn children, the human race would die out in a single generation, but we'd get a few decades of incredible football.
Xyuppi
I never understood why the Lions and Cowboys always get to play on Thanksgiving. Shouldn’t the Patriots play the Redskins, and then steal their stadium?
BLACK FRIDAY: Because only in America do we trample each other for sales, just one day after being thankful for what we already have.
PizzaDr
A few days ago, Stephen Hawking predicted the earth has 1000 years to survive. Where will Keith Richards go if that happens?