Xyuppi
Debate?.....isn't that what you use to catch "The Fish" ?
I love how stars are billions of miles apart and we're like "that's a soup ladle".
Jon
I wonder if I could get a job as a babysitter if I referenced my Facebook group admin experience.
Xyuppi
I don't think I drink too much, but last time I gave a urine sample it had an olive in it!
Xyuppi
I get enough exercise by just pushing my luck.
Last night I ordered a pizza and the delivery guy told me the most amazing joke. Well, the joke was alright, but the delivery was pretty good.
Xyuppi
You know you're too drunk to drive when you swerve to miss a tree, and then realize it was just your air freshener hanging from the rear view mirror.