What if there's no such thing as the Placebo Effect, and instead, sugar just actually cures everything?
Thank you for calling the hug hotline. Please hold.
PizzaDr
You know you're old when all of the bands you listened to growing up have several greatest hits albums.
I don't have to ask my kids to call me. I just change the Netflix password and then don't respond to their texts.
I Just used lotion on my hands and now I can’t get out of the bathroom. Send help!
I’m at the age where all my posts start with the phrase “I’m at the age where.”
If someone starts a sentence with “words can’t express,” brace yourself, because they’re about to give it a hell of a try anyways.