I'm not depressed. I'm really happy and suffer from emotional dyslexia.
With a top speed of 27.44 mph, it is illegal for Usain Bolt to run in a school zone.
I was watching craps at the casino all night until security finally dragged me out of the bathroom.
You can’t please everyone, so you might as well just concentrate on me.
If cats had wings, they would still just lay there.
"It's not a pyramid scheme" is a phrase almost exclusively used by people involved in pyramid schemes
I will be thoroughly disappointed if the first human born on Mars isn’t named Marvin.