Mission Impossible? He’s done four of them now. Let’s call it “Mission Pretty Hard but Totally Doable”
Spiders are the only web developers that are happy to find bugs.
Florida
I can hear music coming from my printer. I think the paper's jammin' again.
Xyuppi
When people said they sleep like a baby, it's because they do not have one.
Xyuppi
Starbucks isn't really that expensive compared to how much Victoria's Secret charges per cup.
I want to be something really scary for Halloween. So this year, I'm dressing up as a phone battery at 3%.
Hockey is more enjoyable if you pretend they’re fighting over the world’s last Oreo.