Boss: "Thanks for the coffee. You know what'd go well with this?" Me: "The antidote?" Boss: "No, a donu...Wait, what?" Me: "Nothing"
The fridge is a clear example that what matters is what’s inside.
Cyberbilly
OK. Who's the genius that decided to call it "necrophilia" and not "sexual intercorpse."
Cyberbilly
I always close my eyes when I kiss a woman. Experience tells me that if my eyes are open, I get a lot more pepper spray in them.
Cyberbilly
My blood hound was attacked by a crip hound.
Cyberbilly
OK. Who decided to call it "possession of marijuana" and not "joint custody"?
I’m convinced that most Ikea employees are customers who didn’t know how to get out and just gave up.