Wow, I can't believe it's been a whole year since my herb garden was stolen. Where did the thyme go?
Pringles cans should have a twist mechanism like stick deodorant.
Turns out the button on the elevator with the fireman’s hat on it is not the button for a free fireman’s hat.
Florida
It's true, alcohol kills people, but how many are born because of it?
Florida
I answered a telephone call yesterday but the person at the other end just kept on sneezing. I just hate cold callers.
Xyuppi
I'm convinced that every time a sock goes missing from the dryer, it comes back as an extra tupperware lid.
Xyuppi
My friend is a magician, she can turn anything into an argument.