I could be a morning person if morning happened after 11.
Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things.
I plan on teaching my kid about taxes at a very early age by eating 36% of his ice cream
Xyuppi
I made a huge TO DO list for this weekend. I just can't figure out who's going to do it.
Florida
So, does screaming at my son in Chuck E. Cheese because he won't share his game tokens with me make me an evil person? Hahaaa! Just kidding! I have no clue whose kid this is...
Xyuppi
Just cut a tree just by looking at it. I saw it with my own eyes.
To understand paranoid people better, follow them around