After announcing our weight at birth, parents shouldn’t stop. If they announced it at every birthday, we’d all be a lot skinnier.
I have an inferiority complex, but it's not a very good one.
Xyuppi
Besides creating dinosaurs are mosquitos good for anything?
If a blind girl ever tells you that you have a big penis, she's probably just pulling your leg
I was in NYC and a black guy asked me if the Yankees won to which I replied, "Yeah, man, you're free."
I have an L shaped couch... Lower case.
Xyuppi
When I say "I cleaned my room", I usually mean I made a path from my door to my bed.