Xyuppi
Nobody wished me a Happy Birthday yesterday, which isn't surprising really, since it wasn't my birthday
Xyuppi
I've been waiting all winter to complain about the summer heat
Xyuppi
A cross-eyed teacher has no control over her pupils
Getting out of bed in the morning always gave me a headache until I tried it feet first.
What if the only reason you can't pass through a mirror is because you are blocking yourself?
Who decided that the abbreviation for pound should be two letters not in the word?
Xyuppi
I used to think I was a man of vision. Now I'm pretty sure they're just hallucinations.