Xyuppi
It's impossible to look cool while holding onto a leash attached to a dog who is taking a crap.
Xyuppi
Oh, Schwarzenegger, you dog, you. You were a "Running Man" from your "True Lies" and your "Predator" ways will have you spending your "End of Days" with "Junior". Good thing it wasn't "Twins"......Your first mistake was going "Commando"
Xyuppi
I was woken up again last night by the bulimic girl next door. I banged on the wall and shouted, "For God's sake, keep it down!"
Florida
I learn from the mistakes of people who took my advice.
Xyuppi
When I’m at a restaurant I like to ask the waiter, “What’s your most frequently photographed entree?
Florida
Am I supposed to bring condoms to a speed dating event? How fast do these things actually go?
Xyuppi
Meat eaters and Vegetarians both love animals. They just love them in different ways.