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I’m looking up in the sky and I have no idea which cloud has all my data
Do people who run know that we're not food anymore?
If I was stuck on a desert island with only one record, I would want it to be the record for being able to swim the farthest.
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My stomach just growled so hard I thought I was getting a text message.
Is cutting off Mike Wazowski's legs the same thing as beheading him?
Why can't we just go to Bel-Air and get a fresh prince?
What do we want? CLICKBAIT When do we want it? The answer will shock you.
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