Xyuppi
My boss told me that he will be leaving work early today.... What a coincidence! So am I!
Xyuppi
Finally, my winter fat is gone, now all I have are spring rolls.
You can stop trying to drive me crazy. I’m close enough to walk to it from here.
As it turns out, I’m not an afternoon person either.
Xyuppi
Nothing embarrasses a psychic more than throwing them a surprise party.
The only time I’ve passionately knocked everything off a table was when I was trying to make room for a pizza.
Putting a light in the refrigerator is God's way of telling us that it's okay to eat before going to bed.