Cyberbilly
I wish I was as skinny as I was the first time I thought I was fat.
Cyberbilly
You know you are getting old when people start telling you how young you look.
I'll never understand women. They hate when you ask their age, but get mad if you forget their birthday.
Never marry a tennis player. Love means nothing to them.
Cyberbilly
No cowboy in the world can out draw a grandmother pulling a baby picture out of her wallet.
Jon
I like going into McDonald's and ordering an Egg McMuffin and a McChicken, just to see which one comes first.
I just saw a guy with a "Support Dyslexia" bumper sticker on the front of his car.