Today is Rebecca Blacks Birthday, Today She is 14, Last Year She was 13, Next Year She'll be 15, and 16 Comes After That.
As a social experiment, I have named a cat Curiosity. Now we wait.
I wanna get Transitions Lens LASIK surgery, so that when I'm out in the sun my eyes go black and children will run away from me.
If my kid ever asks, I'm telling her that a belly button is just an extra butthole.
I've been in line for way longer than expected. I'd probably be inside by now if these Emo kids weren't such cutters.
"Fight fire with fire" - unequivocally the worst advice I have ever received. My house just burned even faster.
Whew. Thank you, warning label. I was actually considering using my new floor lamp in the shower.