Describe yourself in three words: 1. Lazy
I’ve finally decided to do something about my weight. Lie.
Be careful when you follow the masses. Sometimes the “M” is silent.
I really need a day between Saturday and Sunday.
Sorry I got mad and said a bunch of things I meant but shouldn't have said out loud.
#thedailyjeff
Never raise your hand to your children. It leaves your midsection unprotected.
My closet is like 15 shirts I plan to fit into again and 1 shirt I wear every day.