People who try to test my patience don't realize it's an exam I don't plan on passing.
There was a glorious time, before social media, when you would just lose touch with people.
Saturday mornings without cartoons is now officially called "Sadurday"
Starbucks is planning on selling beer and wine. It's getting difficult to sell sober people a $10 cup of coffee.
If my kids knew there was a light in the oven, they'd leave that one on too.
It’s what’s on the inside that counts, unless you’re talking about one of those hollow chocolate bunnies.
Cyberbilly
Donald Trump and Bernie Sanders should put their heads together and figure out a way to give everyone free college and make Mexico pay for it.