Xyuppi
It's a bad sign when your credit card bill has a comma and your bank statement doesn't!
Xyuppi
You should always give your wine room to breathe. If you notice it's not breathing, place your lips on the bottle and administer mouth to mouth.
Worrying works! 90% of the things I worry about never happen.
I should have told my wife I was referring to her memory BEFORE comparing her to an elephant.
If the number 2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still number 2?
Jon
Yesterday I accidentally swallowed a bottle of food coloring. The doctor says I'm OK, but I feel like I've dyed a little inside.
Happy Leap Year Day (Leap Day?) to everyone! Or, as the military calls it "Shoulda been Payday".