Jon
I finally learned how to sweep a woman off her feet. It only took me 5 years and $7,800 in Martial Arts lessons.
Xyuppi
Velcro is a ripoff
Shout out to people who are hard of hearing.
I know you’re supposed to have 3 balanced meals a day, but how many can I have at night?
Not sure if I want buns of steel, or buns of cinnamon.
Xyuppi
I haven't seen any new Bigfoot pictures in a while... I hope he's OK.
Xyuppi
The voices in my head are not real, but they have good ideas.