Cyberbilly
I had to take the batteries out of the carbon monoxide detector last night.The loud beeping was giving me a headache and making me feel sick and dizzy.
Xyuppi
I tried a vegan recipe book last night. It was much tastier than any of the recipes in it.
Xyuppi
I don't understand fast food. I've been eating it for years but I seem to be getting slower and slower.
I tried to get life insurance, but they laughed and said you need a life for that...
Xyuppi
The hardest part about becoming vegan is having to wake up at 5:00 am to milk the almonds.
It took years for my wife to get me to put down the toilet seat. In retrospect, I really don't know why I was carrying it around in the first place...
Xyuppi
It's now cheaper to buy a gallon of liquefied dinosaurs than a cup of coffee at Starbucks.