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Lots of us suffer in silence. You should try it.
It's so hard being a single mom when you have no kids and are a male teenager.
I would like to give thanks to the brave men and women who died a long time ago tasting which plants were edible and which plants were not.
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Xyuppi
I'm taking my paycheck to the bank, because it's too little to go by itself.
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I sleep like a baby at night because I don't have one.
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Xyuppi
I always find the "easy-open tab" right after I finally manage to tear the package open with my teeth.
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dukes69charger
At a sushi bar and this might be the sake talking, but 私は酔ってる
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