I should open a sex shop called Sporting's Dick Goods.
Xyuppi
Hey Parents : Remember to tell your kids, whatever Santa brings in December the Easter bunny can take away in Spring. Guarantees good behavior at least 'till April!
Xyuppi
To all the parents out there, think about the initials before naming your kids...my friend Patricia Michelle Smith will thank you.
Xyuppi
I've been told that when you meet the right person you would know immediately. Then how come you meet wrong person. It takes a year and a half ?
Xyuppi
The only benefit of getting new clothes for Christmas is that I don't have to do laundry for another week or two.
On average, a person has sex 86 times a year. Apparently, this is going to be one hell of a week.
Xyuppi
Whenever I get sick, I get my immune system drunk so it will fight anything.