Xyuppi
Sometimes I wish I could appear offline in real life too
Xyuppi
Life Insurance = A contract that keeps me poor so, that I can die rich
When terrorist parents have to use the, "Open wide, here comes the airplane!" technique to feed their babies, do they just smash it in their face and make explosion noises?
Cyberbilly
Most friends with benefits have such high deductibles that you'll always be paying way too much out of pocket.
Cyberbilly
When I was a kid I was afraid of the dark. Now when I see my electric bill I'm afraid of the lights.
guru me
I dont know what it is about sex that has me panting afterwards. Maybe its the physical exertion, complex techniques, age... or could just be inflating the damn dummy every single time!
Do you think Santa regrets giving all those bad kids coal now that global warming is threatening his home?