Thanksgiving is an emotional holiday. People travel thousands of miles to be with people they see once per year. And then discover once a year is way too often.
Xyuppi
The cable company told me they would send a guy out and I need to be home between the hours of 1:00 PM and 2017.
Xyuppi
If my week was a YouTube video, Monday would be that crappy ad that doesn't let you skip.
Xyuppi
Why can you wear a hoodie every day of the year & nobody cares but if you wear a shirt twice in a week you're suddenly homeless?
Xyuppi
If meat is murder, then Tofu is identity theft!
Xyuppi
Next time you call in sick. Tell them you have "Anal Blindness". I don't see my ass coming to work today.
Xyuppi
Thanks to Cyber Monday, I can now go hopelessly in debt from the comfort and convenience of my own home.