Insightful Statuses

The more photos you have to untag, the better the weekend was.

I think that a lot of conflict that happened in the Wild West could've been avoided had architects in those days just made their towns big enough for everyone.

I'm starting group meetings at my house for people who have OCD, not because I have it, but surely one of them will be bothered enough to clean it.

I have done some truly amazing things to get the last bit of toothpaste out of the tube.

I asked the waitress for a quickie and she slapped me. The old woman next to me said, "It's pronounced 'quiche', dear."

I never understood why the Lions and Cowboys always get to play on Thanksgiving. Shouldn’t the Patriots play the Redskins, and then steal their stadium?

Last night I went to a testicular cancer survivor party. Everyone had a ball.