Xyuppi
Just about the time when your income gets to the point where food prices don't matter, calories do..
Jon
Having kids is like continually cleaning up after a huge party that you didn't attend.
Xyuppi
Change Is Inevitable, Except From A Vending Machine.
It's called fall because everything is falling,,, leaves, temperature, bank account, gpa, motivation...
Farts are like children. I'm proud of mine and disgusted by yours.
Xyuppi
Sad news. The inventor of the snooze button has passed away. The funeral will be held at 8:00, 8:09, 8:18 and 8:27 am
Xyuppi
You've better look like your profile picture, .or you're buying me drinks until you do.