Insightful Statuses

I have faith that your future won't include you being a crazy cat lady, just because you're more of a dog person.

Just about the time when you think you can make ends meet, somebody moves the ends.

Skipping stairs on the way up, no problem. Skipping stairs on the way down, certain death.

Is the Internet hiring?...I put my 40 hours in this week.

A Waist Is A Terrible Thing To Mind

With great power comes great electricity bill.

Your family tree has a couple of coconuts