Does anybody know if you can hire somebody to just hang out, maybe go bowling or something? I'm asking for a friend.
We just got a fax at work. We didn't even know we had a fax machine. The entire office just stared at it confused.
Unless you fell on the treadmill, nobody wants to hear about your workout.
I have a love/hate relationship with strong contradictory emotions.
Xyuppi
I take long showers in the morning. Not because I like them so much, but because I want to postpone starting the day as long as possible. If the hot water never ran out, I'd probably never go to work.
Xyuppi
I don't think I drink too much! but last time I gave a urine sample it had an olive in it.
I'm currently watching the Spanish version of The Highlander. There can only be Juan!