Insightful Statuses

All toasters should be "see through"

VW have got into trouble for falsifying data, apparently this is not the first time the Germans have been found guilty of lying about gas emissions.

I'm beginning to think they invented the wireless mouse just so there was one less thing to use to hang yourself with at work.

I'm not the kind of guy to distance himself from anything... Far from it.

I just helped a really old person put their groceries in my car.

I don't think any of my vampire jokes will ever see the light of day.

As a man I am so thankful I don't have to give birth. I could never go nine months without drinking.