Xyuppi
I never though I'd be one of those people that hit the gym early in the morning.............I was right!
When I get naked in the bathroom, the shower gets turned on.
The best thing about dogs is that you can act like something really good just happened and they’ll instantly start celebrating. They have no idea what the context is, they're just always ready to party.
Xyuppi
You know it's already September because people keep posting "Wake me up when September ends"
Sometimes it takes me a full 8 hours to get nothing done.
Xyuppi
Nothing beats a good drum solo on your steering wheel while you're waiting for the light to turn green.
Wine doesn't have many vitamins. That's why you have to drink a lot of it.