Cyberbilly
I'm not sure what my spirit animal is, but I'm sure it has Rabies.
If someone farts at a poker tournament, no one will ever know who did it.
Cyberbilly
What's the difference between in-laws and outlaws? Outlaws are wanted.
Cyberbilly
OK. So I danced like no one was watching. Anyone know a good lawyer?
Cyberbilly
John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt was shot dead by police in downtown Los Angeles, today. He was wanted for multiple counts of identity theft.
It really bothers me when people use song lyrics as their status... It makes me wanna SHOUT!!! SHOUT!!! let it all out... These are the things I can do without, so come on... I'm talking to you, so come on!!!
Novell
The mechanic asked if I wanted my tires rotated and I was like, "No thanks, I'm pretty sure they do that all by themselves while I'm driving"