Xyuppi
Why hasn't anyone invented a button next to the snooze which emails your boss to say you're gonna be late?
Be nice to a nerd. Prevent a super-villain.
Cris
I'm at my neighbor's house having the most delicious dinner. Hope I finish before they get home!
Xyuppi
You're not bald my friend. You are just taller than your hair.
Xyuppi
I would like to think that I'll die heroic death saving someone's life but it's more likely I'll trip over my shoelaces and choke on a spoonful of Nutella.
I need to hire someone who will follow me around and just knock the unhealthy food out of my hand.
All I'm saying is if paper beats rock why are rocks used as paperweights?