Mall kiosk employees are basically human pop up ads.
I've burned my mouth while eating a slice of pizza so, yes, I do know what it's like when a loved one betrays you.
After 20 years of marriage, my wife still makes me smile. At least for the pictures...
The sign said 'Free Range Chickens'. So, I took three.
It's been an exhausting day of pretending I'm a pleasant person.
If your name exceeds four syllables, I’m gonna just call you “hey”
Why is this dude chatting with Jake from State Farm at three in the morning anyways?